The big day.
Some new year's celebration.
Picture from Big Bend, Texas.
Two old people listening to music about God reached out and held hands.
The world awaits her.
When Your Kids Deconstruct
4 years ago
Friday, May 28, 2010
First Pictures - Don't expect perfection.
The big day.Some new year's celebration.Picture from Big Bend, Texas.Two old people listening to music about God reached out and held hands.The world awaits her.Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Not a Blog, Obama Joke
Compliments of Tracy. Too long for Facebook so here it goes.
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Don't Say the Word
Try going a day without saying h@te. Then a week, month etc...
What's wrong with that word? God h@tes. Good point.
Each time you are about to use the word, and you find the thought or time to stop yourself before speaking, consider what it is you are h@ting.
God can use any word he wants...He's God.
You might rethink the strength of words.
If you hear me saying the word feel free to remind me of this post.
What's wrong with that word? God h@tes. Good point.
Each time you are about to use the word, and you find the thought or time to stop yourself before speaking, consider what it is you are h@ting.
God can use any word he wants...He's God.
You might rethink the strength of words.
If you hear me saying the word feel free to remind me of this post.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Because
It's February, winter in some places.
Six hours in the San Antonio sun. Face sunburned, bald spot sunburned.
Why?
She's my daughter and she loves to run.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
All Alone
It's been almost a week since I started this whatever it is. No followers yet.
Oh well. It's not like I'm contributing to world peace or eradication of AIDS.
Oh well. It's not like I'm contributing to world peace or eradication of AIDS.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Yoga
Could never quite figure out how maneuvering your body into the crouching cricket position brings you any closer to God.
I'd rather pray and not worry about physically stretching something out of shape.
Hopefully after praying I'll stretch spiritually.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Elton
So Elton John thinks Jesus is/was gay.
Guess when you are 62, British, and famous it makes you a Bible expert.
Oh, to be so smart...I make it to the age part. Maybe if I meet the other two criteria I'll make my own contribution.
Guess when you are 62, British, and famous it makes you a Bible expert.
Oh, to be so smart...I make it to the age part. Maybe if I meet the other two criteria I'll make my own contribution.
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